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Unruly Crayon Incident Leaves Mining Belt in Colorful Chaos
In an unexpected turn of events, a routine coloring session turned chaotic yesterday at a high-sec mining belt when a seemingly ordinary crayon turned violent, leaving New Eden in disarray.
According to eyewitnesses, the incident occurred while two miners were asleep, equipped with ORE-class fittings, happily engaged in stationary conduct with deactived mining modules. Everything seemed normal until one of the crayons, identified as "Red'Crayon" suddenly snapped and began wreaking havoc.
"It was like something out of a null sec," recounted Dopey miner, a newbro in a venture-class frigate. "One minute, I was compressing my veldspar, and the next, Red'Crayon just snapped and started scribbling everywhere."
Witnesses described how Red'Crayon darted across the mining belt, leaving a trail of red chaos in its wake. The crayon reportedly called the whole box, who then collectively proceeded to scribble mining ships, and transport ships, defying all attempts to break free from color.
"It was like the crayon had a mind of its own," said Noob Miner, visibly shaken by the ordeal. "I've never seen anything like it in all my years in high-sec."
Unfortunately, CONCORD officials were unable to intervene before any serious injuries occurred. The rogue crayon and his box of colors contained the situation, restoring order to the mining belt.
In the aftermath of the incident, questions have arisen about the safety and stability of crayons in New Eden. Some capsuleers are calling for stricter regulations on crayon manufacturing, while others are demanding answers about how such a vibrant outburst could occur.
"We trust Box of Colors to be safe for our miners," said Mining McGeee, a Carebear Rehab paitent. "Something needs to be done to prevent this from happening again."
CONCORD is investigating the incident, but for now, the International Miners Association is left to ponder the mysterious and colorful rampage of Red'Crayon, and the Box of Colors that turned violent.
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We could learn a lot from crayons.
Some are big, some are small.
Some are sharp, some are dull.
Some are pretty, some are bland.
Some are long, some are short.
Some have uncommon names.
Yet, they all live in the same box.
In an unexpected turn of events, a routine coloring session turned chaotic yesterday at a high-sec mining belt when a seemingly ordinary crayon turned violent, leaving New Eden in disarray.
According to eyewitnesses, the incident occurred while two miners were asleep, equipped with ORE-class fittings, happily engaged in stationary conduct with deactived mining modules. Everything seemed normal until one of the crayons, identified as "Red'Crayon" suddenly snapped and began wreaking havoc.
"It was like something out of a null sec," recounted Dopey miner, a newbro in a venture-class frigate. "One minute, I was compressing my veldspar, and the next, Red'Crayon just snapped and started scribbling everywhere."
Witnesses described how Red'Crayon darted across the mining belt, leaving a trail of red chaos in its wake. The crayon reportedly called the whole box, who then collectively proceeded to scribble mining ships, and transport ships, defying all attempts to break free from color.
"It was like the crayon had a mind of its own," said Noob Miner, visibly shaken by the ordeal. "I've never seen anything like it in all my years in high-sec."
Unfortunately, CONCORD officials were unable to intervene before any serious injuries occurred. The rogue crayon and his box of colors contained the situation, restoring order to the mining belt.
In the aftermath of the incident, questions have arisen about the safety and stability of crayons in New Eden. Some capsuleers are calling for stricter regulations on crayon manufacturing, while others are demanding answers about how such a vibrant outburst could occur.
"We trust Box of Colors to be safe for our miners," said Mining McGeee, a Carebear Rehab paitent. "Something needs to be done to prevent this from happening again."
CONCORD is investigating the incident, but for now, the International Miners Association is left to ponder the mysterious and colorful rampage of Red'Crayon, and the Box of Colors that turned violent.
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We could learn a lot from crayons.
Some are big, some are small.
Some are sharp, some are dull.
Some are pretty, some are bland.
Some are long, some are short.
Some have uncommon names.
Yet, they all live in the same box.
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