"Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated,
I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated.
We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat
We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet"


"Hey ho ho, We're honorable men and before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten"

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