Oh hai. -- recruitment open k? We do it for teh lulz.

Aduro [Latin] (adustum): to set fire to, burn, singe, kindle, light.

WE ARE AWESOME.

---CORP QUOTES---

Daeqik > xirus and lirael ARE EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN FROM DATING INSIDE MY CADAVER

Liang Nuren > Hra seemed much chattier than Siig... what gives?!

Aria Moana > I am coming starfruit
Camdelma > Sounds painful to me
Aria Moana > 57.6 m/s
Lirael Dyrim > ew

Torus Nunn > We yarr, not rawr.

Siigari > Phree, you don't need 3 WDFG on the Phobos :o
Phree > 1 bubble, 2 infinipoints
Torus > He's got a point there Siigari
Siigari > I see what you did there -.-

Lirael Dyrim > aduro is full of clever people


On Dominion's release day:
Nekroarka Salfarri > yeah, VI is a storm planet
Lirael Dyrim > shh let me explode!

Lirael Dyrim > they come into barl at 23:00 gmt every day
Aria Moana > Why so regular? Trying to time around sessions of gay sex?
Lirael Dyrim > they're like a period i swear
Lirael Dyrim > you wait for them they turn up, stream of red, annoy you a bit and then leave :|

Hra Neuvosto > AFK, god
Hra Neuvosto > dog*

Siigari Kitawa > Guys I gotta go AFK the sky is brown

Overlord Tyack > What's the keyboard shortcut for FPS?
defc0n > ctrl + q
A few moments later...
Overlord Tyack > That was a dirty trick

crash003 > i get remote reps AFTER the fight =P

Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internship, so being able to check emails
Siigari Kitawa > for a sec I just read
Siigari Kitawa > Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internet spaceship, so being able to check evemails
Hra Neuvosto > i was just typing that
Lirael Dyrim > internet spaceships are more important :P

Emulating Siigari's mouth full of pizza:
Anslo > GUIPPF HAELPH MEE THHHERSH A CROU ON THSSEE WEGRABLGLARBLWARG

phree4u > I'll pay one torpedo to get his ass away from me for 15 minutes

Wilt Chamberlain > god we Won soooo hard

Siigari Kitawa > ANOTHER RETRIEVER
Siigari Kitawa > ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Siigari Kitawa > omg I forgot we can pop our war targets

Nitakko > siig, you are a source of endless amusement

defc0n > and we need some better corp quotes. like seriously.

Baneful > I'm never going to leave this corp. I should just tattoo the corp logo to my ass.
Zecks Marquise > And are you going to do Siigari's name on your other cheek?
Siigari Kitawa > Nobody is putting me on their ass, ever.

phree4u > i bet your pillow has a pillowcase with a station drawn on it so you can hug it while you sleep

defc0n > OFFICER!!!!!
Xzanos08 > WAHT!
Xzanos08 > NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!11
Eran Laude > those arent officers
Xzanos08 > ur an asshole
Eran Laude > lawl these are Iteron Is

CaptainSeafort > We do offer a Tech2 Tissue service, if sir is interested

Siigari Kitawa > hmmm
Siigari Kitawa > eran
Eran Laude > no

Zecks Marquise > Dude Trone come pop this AFK pod.
Aria Moana > Trone it's all you man. It's like your initiation dude. Like kicking the shit out of a cat....